Artemis II is a great reminder that we still don’t need Elon for literally anything.

The Artemis II astronauts were all smiles on the flight deck of USS John P. Murtha after they were extracted from their Orion spacecraft after splashdown.

Let's run that back. One more time... Or two? Our crew is now safely back on Earth. Relive the historic mission, and keep an eye on our website as more images and videos keep rolling in. go.nasa.gov/3OhVQph

Sometimes I truly love my country.

Theresa 🇨🇦 I was supposed to leave Rise in Integrity….but that was not something I was going to do. I stuffed that little guy in a dry bag we had in our survival kit and hooked the bag onto my pressure suit.

Every time I see a pup at the gay bars, I turn into Kristi Noem

Bye bye!

Of course you couldn’t wait, piggy

BREAKING : Lady Gaga announces MAYHEM : REQUIEM during the last show of the MAYHEM Ball in NYC. Coming soon on Apple Music.

Y’all mind if I fuckin scream

I’m sorry but Euphoria just isn’t good.

Americans paid a collective $23 billion more to file their 2025 taxes after Donald Trump shut down the free tax filing program Direct File last year.

We’ve been waiting for a moment like this. 💯🎉 To celebrate our 100th anniversary, American trading cards are taking flight. Starting soon, pilots will be sharing collectible cards featuring some of the aircraft from our current fleet, plus special centennial editions honoring

this is how i watched artemis 2 launch and splashdown

‘COYOTE VS ACME’ made a dig at Warner Bros in its first teaser. “Check your write-offs.”

"Vermouth?"

Uhhhhhh

I really hope they stretched before reaching this far

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOO!! FUCK THE NCAA

Jesus fucking Christ