My thoughts are with you London if this is the standard of the second horse in the race. #susanhall #absolutedreggs

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RISHI SUNAK HAS CALLED A GENERAL ELECTION FOR 4 JULY. It's the end of the Tories (and I feel fine).

Forced to work in the rain unnecessarily? Join a union.

I have a plan for an umbrella. The umbrella has been purchased, and is ready to go.

Oh fuck off! How am I supposed to out parody that?

🚨 NEW: The Tories' new election broadcast shows the Union Jack flying upside down - a signal that a ship is in distress [Pippa Crerar / @Markwmw_02]

Kid born in Cardiff, parents from Rwanda (2% Muslim) goes and stabs kids People blame muslims and foreigners Attack mosques and set police vans on fire Racist English folk are the stupidest

The Mick Lynch Penitentiary is shut.

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