Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

Criminals are some of the nicest people🥹

Republicans hate not having their freedoms, yet they praise an old, white rich dude who doesn’t even care they exist, dictate what they can and can’t do🫣

Vegans can’t fight

Nobody sober made good music

Aggressive men are fine and that’s my problem

The gym mix I have will either make you lift more bc you’re crying or lift more bc you’re angry.

why would i block u when u can watch me ball forever

I hate being in mortal public where old white women stare at me while I’m waiting for my oil change🥴

Fuck ginger spice

Coming to to MTV next fall, Ayahuasca Jersey Shore

I guess in private school fifth grade they just put their fingers through deer heart valves, ok

My mom said you smell like piss, I can’t come over ☠️

“You know now when you get tested you have to swab your own cooter hole?” “What is insurance even paying for if it’s self service?!”

It’s has nothing to do with the daddy, it’s a deadbeat baby😌

Marry me in every country, just not the United States.

Now I know what the uvulas job is

i love making music but my real passion is bedazzling android cases

Broke people don’t buy tissues