Nothing gets me more hyped than a slow mo vid of a puppy running

It's that time of year when I start disregarding all my responsibilities bc of warm weather

UM WHY DID YOU USE 9 SLICES OF BREAD WHEN WE HAVE THINGS CALLED TORTILLAS???? x.com/diycookery/sta…

Jelly beans give me trust issues

Don't pick people up. It never ends well

Yolo

Congressman: god will take care of climate change. God: bitch I sent you scientists.

I swear to god if one more Indian woman comments on my eyebrows I'm flying home

There is no human decency when it comes to a full flight and limited carry on space

Your president wants more people to die so he can embarrass Obama. x.com/realdonaldtrum…

Every patriotic American who is qualified to serve in our military should be able to serve. Full stop.

Young people affected by #DACA are American in every way except immigration status. President Donald J. Trump ending program is not who we should be as nation.

My husband died for your right to #TakeAKnee. He would have supported you; I support you. Sincerely, a military widow.

Does Jesus know he was born during Toyotathon