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I’m a Chevy guy but I’d drive that ford before a cybertruck

You ever look at a worker and think to yourself “how the fuck did you get hired?”

I’m dead. 😂😂

WOW!!! MY MAPS (THE BEST MAPS EVER MADE) WILL SOON PASS IN THE GREATEST LEGISLATURE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD (NOT JUST AMERICA). AMERICA CAN THANK ME (GAVIN C. NEWSOM) AND TWO VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE — MAGIC MIKE & RAINMAKER ROBERT, WHO LEAD THE LEGISLATURE — TOTAL LEGENDS!!! THESE ARE

My desire to work today is minimal. Good thing I already met my monthly goals and quotas.

Where’s Kanye?

I’m at Costco and there’s a couple returning and old raggedy ass sofa and are arguing for a full refund. No fuckin’ shame.

Was given tickets for cubs angels game today but it’s too fuckin hot and muggy. I might just stay home.

This is true.

LBJ or Durant. Both too soft

My unit that I supervise at work has had the highest productivity and accuracy of all 12 units for the last 7 weeks.

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My cousin told me to drop Pages from my fantasy league yesterday. Good thing I didn’t.

I see a ton of MAGA little bitches on X who can’t take it when confronted with the truth.

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LBJ and LBJ Jr.