I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

Unreal

SCOOBY-DON !!

casey frey dancing to september by earth, wind & fire

I think it’s so cool to say I was alive to see the first ever female VP of the United States. That’s really something man

if we’re talkin cinematic masterpieces

Hey guys, if you’re young, unmarried, no kids or anyone else relying on you.. take some risks this year. You don’t realize how much harder it will be to take the same risks in 5 years

Just casually adding things to the app when my wife comes in and asks me why there is a butthole in the middle of the Fortnite map. And now that I can't unsee it... you wont be able to either. Have a goodnight twitter.

Friendship depends on trust and trust depends on having a strong sense of concern for the welfare of others. Be honest, truthful and warm-hearted. Make compassion the basis of your determination. Think of what the future can be, not what happened in the past.

This story is insane.

my dads keyboard

Since I’m a computer science major, I decided to recreate SZA CTRL album as a grad pic. 👩🏾‍💻✨ #BlackTechTwitter #WomenWhoCode

Bruuuuuh 😂😂😂😂I love this shit

#RedDeadRedemption2

that drum line goes pretty hard.

42 SECONDS .Speaker Mike Johnson Elon Musk The "counter snipers" didn't take the shot at the shooter sniper They were looking at him at least 42 seconds before the ear shot on Donald Trump and failed the President Did The CIA do an inside job with Thomas Matthew Crooks w/ the AR-15

Reminder that Jimmy Buffet had 0.5 seconds of screen time in "Jurassic World" and knew exactly how to use it.