Graham Linehan has been arrested. Brendan O’Carroll roams free. The UK is lost.

Tweeting this in 2025 is like going to the bank and asking for a business loan to start a cereal cafe in Shoreditch.

When your tweets are so spicy the police stop you and ask if they can have a word.

"Congratulations, Zack! We've got so much to do." "First things first, Carla. Let's get them titties bigger. Look into my eyes, not around my eyes. Now take your top and bra off."

Everything wrong in the country and ITV News think the most important news piece is that disabled people die earlier than non-disabled.

Reforming the Lord's is going well.

The Green Party can give you real growth.

Yes

"We at BBC Verify can, with personal confidence, confirm that Zack Polanski can indeed make women's breasts bigger by using hypnosis. Quack quack, mooooo!"

So that's now.... Rayner: tax dodging Reeves: lying on CV Haigh: historic fraud Saddiq: corruption Reynolds: lying about work history Gwynne: offensive messages Ali: evicting tennants

Led By Donkeys will be springing into action with advertising billboards and online campaigns to call out Angela Rayner’s misdeeds just like they have with the conservatives. Any day now…..

Traitors? theguardian.com/politics/2016/…

Fucking hell.

Morally repugnant.

Classic union leader.

If I was a "girl done good", ex-union boss and deputy PM, I simply wouldn't have done any dodgy tax deals involving my house and my son's trust.

Paul Brand Beth Rigby Robert Peston Your guy took one hell of a beating!

“So I can take £140k from my son’s trust, buy half my own house, roll it into a new one 200 miles away, and then ‘mistakenly’ claim it’s my only home to dodge higher stamp duty?”

If only there were signs. bbc.com/news/uk-politi…

When your accountant rings to tell you that you've 'saved' £40k in tax.