Tomorrow I will make palak paneer. I am not much of a fan of it, but if you know how to make it in the best way possible, please DM me. I'm very serious about it.

Hot oomf came for help and got a free pass to invade his DMs.

Aaj Nang pradarsan bahut hua aab kabhi aur

Everyone will call me daddy, but no one will ever call me baby. I know, but a man can dream, right?

I have a strong feeling that so many oomfs are Sanghi and homophobic, but I just can't prove it.

Low-key afraid of all the sweets in the house... God help a boy achieve his goals.😭😭

Guys, I'm not Mallu.😭😭😭

Insta oomfs apparently liked the recent status.

what oomf am I? 1. friend oomf 2. intimidating oomf 3. interesting oomf 4. cute oomf 5. crush oomf 6. oomf I’d interact more with 7. famous oomf 8. funny oomf 9. flirty oomf 10. fav oomf 11. loud oomf 12. oomf I wanna talk to more 13. non-oomf 14. intelligent oomf 15. All

Oomf forgot about the recipe midway after telling half of it.

This isn't valid if you are going out in public every day. If you are in your home rotting 24/7, yeah, go for it.... Also not valid for someone sexually active or in a relationship.

Bruh, two times 💀💀💀I would off myself instantly.

Haath jal gaya 😔

Happy Diwali to all my bottoms I’ve slept with 😗✨. Y'all have my heart.

its diwali and im dressed up like its my wedding. TOH? LIBARANDU? KUTIYA? TERE BAAP KE PAISE LEKE SAREE PEHNI HAI KYA MAINE? TERE BAAP KI PAISE LAGE HAI KYA MERI SAREE MAI? tereko kyu itni khujli ho rahi hai… ja aur kahi aur libarandugiri kar. LEAVE DIWALI ALONE

People using rangoli makers to make rangoli...

Feeling like a chef today... Palak paneer turned out so good, omg. Thank you everyone for this.

Aab mai thak gaya. Chala sone. Goodnight.

Because oomf said to post. All thanks to Anant, VP of floptropica, and one more cutie. Y'all have my heart ❤️. Everything on this plate is made by me, and it was delicious.

Sabrina and Marcello need to date already, omg...