at a house party where 2 diff men have asked me about my faith I hate Dallas

last night was so bagel… #Everything

I love credit cards

I moved to NYC 4 years ago today

I don't attract I chase

I have resting angel face

4 bowls of cinnamon toast crunch for dinner

my best friends are all gay passing straight guys

my gay ballerina throuple friends are all divorcing 💔

I love woah vicky because she's not letting her spiritual psychosis get in the way of being a hoe

the shoe is the hijab of the foot mashallah

I'm at oomf's house party in ridgewood where 3 people brought babies and a woman in a hijab is feeding me Libyan food

in Texas I lived in a 2 story loft with floor to ceiling windows and I paid $600 a month

looking through Facebook stories

nearing the gay men's choir portion of my life

stealing the good napkins from a michelin star restaurant's bathroom I feel like bethenny frankel