this is the type of contraption they have in Black Mesa Research Facility and that Gordon Freeman has to extricate himself and/or repurpose against horrific alien beasts that have been teleported into Earth from Dr Breen's gain of function experiments on Xen portals or whatever

me

Slaving away

finally

My clutch master cylinder died immediately after pulling into my parking space

Dark mango psychology

My daily

I am a rapist pedophile from the suburbs of Tel Aviv and this is my tweet

JUST HEARD AN EXPLOSION. THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, IT'S HAPPENING. IT'S TIME TO #KILLANDEATYOURNEIGHBORS

If you just have 1 beer, that's called an Unlinked Beer. The body has ways of rejecting this beer and dampening its creative influence

YOUR WIFE CALLED, SHE SAID IT WAS OKAY TO BUY A NEW BOAT

lost a tiny screw so im sending the roomba in with a giant fucking magnet.

Alibaba is trying to sell me cheap Fuckstones on Facebook

huge ass tornado in 4 years

I’m at the zoo on droid planet M4-78

Many such cases

Well my sources tell me that Trump is in surgery right now, they’re giving him two more arms and six more legs. Motive unclear

What was “the incident” at your high school?

CCL 1551 Nectar Runner, freighter operated by Coca-Cola Logistics, transports high-Brix beverage concentrate from Earth orbit to lunar bottling plants, where locally sourced water and CO₂ are combined to produce Coca-Cola products for the lunar market. #SST25