We've got ours ready to go for August 1st!!! x.com/SimpsonsQOTD/s…

Happy sex worker appreciation day! If you know one, make sure to send a little consensual love their way!

Sometimes you get so busy making sexy Simpsons costume pieces that you almost miss Sex Worker Appreciation Day. #CynFactoryProblems

We had the good sense to never hire Lionel Hutz as our manager or attorney. x.com/SimpsonsQOTD/s…

The first, but not the last. x.com/Bipartisanism/…

Malibu Stacy has not and will not be affiliated with Cyn Factory. x.com/SimpsonsQOTD/s…

We won't be serving oysters at our show on 8/1. x.com/SimpsonsQOTD/s…

We all hope to grow up to be merry widows. x.com/SimpsonsQOTD/s…

A shocking discovery would be if there were any stories that WEREN'T about Trump being an asshole. x.com/ShaunKing/stat…

Johnny Caligula wanted to get Sonic Youth for our show, but Sarah Tops said that was "completely insane". x.com/SimpsonsQOTD/s…

We always felt that after 3 kids, Homer was lucky to be sterile. x.com/SimpsonsQOTD/s…

This makes us think of Dick Move for some reason. x.com/SimpsonsQOTD/s…

A lot of us had an identical reaction to Johnny Caligula's Krusty makeup. x.com/DeusExJuice/st…

Fuck the police coming straight from... uh cloud kingdom? x.com/feliciaday/sta…

It was inevitable. Get ready for this ridiculous bit of nudity DC! x.com/jedin8/status/…

Get ready DC Comedy Loft and Bier Baron Tavern! We are bringing the sexiest FBI cases available to your stage!

Det. Manners might be cut out to help us produce an upcoming show... x.com/XFQuotes/statu…

This is why Sarah Tops is the perfect for the part of Dana Scully. x.com/DAVlDDUCHOVNY/…

Mulder and Scully are very happy that the DC Comedy Loft and Bier Baron Tavern is a NO SMOKING ESTABLISHMENT.