Chris Lewis (@cyberneticist) 's Twitter Profile
Chris Lewis

@cyberneticist

Biological bootloader for the digital superintelligence to come. Creator of the Vortex programming language. Tornado Design.

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linkhttp://www.tornadodesign.co.uk calendar_today26-03-2009 17:52:01

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Rob Dance (@robdance_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Things I'm sick of hearing from my employees: - Can I leave early today - I'll be late in the morning - My child is sick, can I rush off - I've got a doctor's appointment tomorrow, is that okay - I'm going to be late back from lunch, I've got some things to sort I don't care.

Things I'm sick of hearing from my employees:
 
- Can I leave early today
- I'll be late in the morning
- My child is sick, can I rush off
- I've got a doctor's appointment tomorrow, is that okay
- I'm going to be late back from lunch, I've got some things to sort

I don't care.
RTGame 👑 (@rtgamecrowd) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Larry the Cat, the appointed Chief Mouser of Downing Street, has now outlasted 5 UK Prime Ministers, and the Queen herself. He holds the true power over the country

Larry the Cat (@number10cat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Rishi Sunak has offered his resignation to The King but Keir Starmer has yet to be appointed as Prime Minister, so who's in charge? Me.

Rishi Sunak has offered his resignation to The King but Keir Starmer has yet to be appointed as Prime Minister, so who's in charge? Me.
Dr Peter Weeks (@drpeterweeks1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Leadership , a document written by ⁦James Timpson⁩ and brilliantly he is now a Minister of HM government dept of justice. Grown ups doing grown up jobs , remember that ?

Leadership , a document written by ⁦<a href="/JamesTCobbler/">James Timpson</a>⁩ and brilliantly he is now a Minister of HM government dept of justice. Grown ups doing grown up jobs , remember that ?
Oliver Lewis (@droliverlewis) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Fantastic that James Timpson has been appointed Prisons Minister, one of three non-politicians so far to have been appointed, incl Sir Patrick Valance as Science Minister and Richard Hermer KC as Attorney General. Way to go!

Oliver Lewis (@droliverlewis) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you're a parent of a disabled child, you may be interested in these new jobs! 6 x Senior Strategy Advisors in Department for Education’s Strategy Unit supporting the new government’s opportunity mission. £53k (£57k London), 2yr fixed term. Deadline 15 July. shorturl.at/ZMRj7

Talitha (@laurentalitha) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Got to see the Red Arrows land at Waddington this afternoon. I will never get tired of seeing them and we were even lucky enough to see 11! Definitely was not trying to work out the order of the break or waving excitedly at them from the WAVE car park😂 Wonder if they saw us?

vx-underground (@vxunderground) 's Twitter Profile Photo

How to fix the Crowdstrike thing: 1. Boot Windows into safe mode 2. Go to C:\Windows\System32\drivers\CrowdStrike 3. Delete C-00000291*.sys 4. Repeat for every host in your enterprise network including remote workers 5. If you're using BitLocker jump off a bridge