I make more than 99% of YC startups That is the real reason they're mad They gave up 7% equity while I have 7 jobs and 7 girlfriends

Me with all my employee of the month medals

Excited to announce I’ve just been hired for a new role. If anyone’s hiring, my DMs are open.

I lost 4 jobs today But my tweet went viral and I got 12 more. You win some, you lose some.

Hey Zuck. $100M offer still on the table? I'll take 7.

Soham I will find you and I will hire you

will report back soon

Hitler finds out Soham works for half of YC

How did they do that without Soham

GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL

So everyone in SF is down to be polyamorous but can’t handle sharing an employee?

Did you interview Soham?

I got 2 phones 1 for the YC companies 1 for the other YC companies

Plot twist: the Soham interview was a job interview. TBPN hired him. Based.

SAHOM PATEK

You can can just hire Soham

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