in a c section today the dad made a joke about us giving his wife a ‘husband stitch’ and the surgeon goes “we don’t do that here, but i can recommend you for a penis enlargement consultation if you’re that concerned about wanting to satisfy your wife at your current size”💀

i just feel like everyone says they want a villain protagonist until they get one and suddenly, it's a problem lmao

Feeling a little defeated.

Doesn't erase the 'rejection on a full' sting...but it helps. Wordle 505 2/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #WritingCommunity #amquerying

Looking for advice on pacing. All my full rejections give a variation of 'wasn't remaining invested', 'pacing prevented us from getting swept up' etc. In the early mid stages. #BookTwitter any go to resources on keeping readers hooked through the middle?

One free drink and I'm buying a half leather a symmetrical edgy assassin trench coat.

Wordle 518 2/6 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 590 2/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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What a surprise gift when you pre-order and forget! #ALongStretchofBadDays Mindy McGinnis Barnes & Noble

Wordle 686 2/6 🟩🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ...hmmm

Feeling loved ❤️

I put some words on the page this weekend after a while...quite a while. It's nice to hear character voices in my head again. #amdrafting

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Manuscript #3 is at ~80% Has been there for months Does anyone else feel themselves pull away from drafting in order to delay the inevitable soul crush of querying rejections when they finish? #SelfSabotage #amdrafting #amwritingfiction

How did I not know that Jacob Wysocki was in Pitch Perfect? What an amazing surprise!

Wordle 847 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Any agents looking for some sisterly love, found family, and feminist rage? #mswl

He raped her so hard she had a heart attack and died. Let that sink in. This is what women are dealing with. Don’t tell us we should be kind, be grateful we keep our murderous fury in check at all. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…