do you ever just listen to someone and all u can think is “mmm sus”

she’s a 10 but she’s calling a cab while he’s having a smoke and she’s taking a drag

i love when i ban yasuo then they pick the other yasuo

i just know amazon drivers be like “this mf house again???”

**eats three blueberries* I can feel my cells multiplying. my blood is cleaner, safer. my skin……less dry. i am well. i am nourished.

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

i know i called you bro but i meant babe.

pspspspspspsing serotonin

the urge to be hugged for 4 hrs

if my girl was cold i’d pull the sun in closer with my bare hands fr

I don’t have a crush on you until I make us a family in the Sims 4.

#faker's happy i am happy we are all happy

bro what is faker

the older i get the more sensitive i become to warm genuine words, like wow you really think that kindly of me? hold up, lemme cry

january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn't happening

I spent $44 billion for this app and now Lizard boy just decided to hit copy and paste. It’s personal now. See you in the cage, Zuck.

Como que estamos muy pendejos, no? @M_moreno_v: VOLVIMOS!!!