You got enough jams in there brother god damn

i have no idea how many muppets the average person knows. kermit and miss piggy. probably beaker and animal. fozzie and gonzo maybe. but do they know the rest of the electric mayhem? rowlf? bunsen? camilla? rizzo? pepe? i have no idea. scooter? bobo? i just dont know.

we need to stop fear mongering over bottom growth and start fear mongering over the actual scary parts of starting T. i masturbated for 4 hours total today and have eaten nothing but pasta and bread. probably will masturbate for another hour later.

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

oh my god she's gay

dirty martini means there’s poop in it

‼️BOOST‼️ 1080/2k goal ❤️ I wish I wasn't still boosting this. I wish I was more financially stable by now. I wish things weren't continuing to fall apart. I wish my coparent was being responsible/ reliable. Anything helps 😞 venmo.com/u/mxnikki paypal.me/cutetiapine

If U don't like onions on burger I genuinely consider U beneath me

all timer

Feeling like the big spoon tonight

how much will this discourse matter when they've killed us all and we were too busy participating in another round of "who has it worse" to do anything about it.

being a trans child actually the hardest thing but yall don't wanna talk about that huh

baby