World Class 🥴

Just teach me how to catch a football please

Another side quest for Dan Burn as he was just on stage with Sam Fender and the Carabao Cup “For mam, and dad, and all my pals. For all the ones who didn’t make the night” #NUFC

Does this even need clarification

My stag so. Estonia. Random karaoke bar. Bloke comes in and smashes Nessun Dorma note-for-note and leaves 🐐😮‍💨 Once in a lifetime.

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Nigel de Jong against Xabi Alonso in the 2010 World Cup final.

Acuna and Dumfries try to fight by going to the tunnel Players had to intervene

This year we have introduced season tickets these tickets will allow entry to all South Moor First team games and all Reserves games. At just £40 for adults and £15 children this represents great value! Message the page or pop into the club on a Friday or Saturday to secure!

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😆 Andy Carroll's career path suddenly makes sense if you flip it on its head.

Just when you think you’ve got time on the ball… 😂🤣

Full time at a very wet Esh Winning. Esh Winning 1-3 Moor Nathan Riley⚽️ Kyle Fazakerley⚽️ Matty Allison⚽️ Another good performance and valuable minutes in a lot of players legs with a lot of youngsters impressing. #UTM

Well at least we signed someone for a pr stunt in Korea 🤣

Nick pope is awful

Aaron Ramsdale is a better goalkeeper than James Trafford. Newcastle got a better deal by missing out on the latter. #NUFC also working hard on striker additions. Yoane Wissa talks slow but still open. Deal to sign Benjamin Sesko practically in place should Alexander Isak leave.

Did Trippier down tools when Bayern came calling? No he buckled down and shagged every uni student Jesmond had to offer. Could learn a thing or two, Alexander. 😤

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EXCLUSIVE🚨: Understand Newcastle United and England goalkeeper John Ruddy has told manager Eddie Howe he is ready to 'knock out' striker Alexander Isak.