Wish I got a referral fee for people who went and signed up for Global Entry.

I've been going through a pretty rough time in my life. I decided to get some plants to take care of, and it's been really cathartic. Today is a new leaf day. I love new leaf day.

The new logo makes me feel like I'm closing the app when I click it. Which I may do. Forever. Good thing literally any UX people at all looked at it before it got pushed to prod.

Guess I'm trying tiktok out. tiktok.com/t/ZT8j6B2a3/

"Cisco to buy Splunk for $28 billion..." Wait, are they are buying the company or an annual license?

Nothing makes me feel more smug on Slack than checking the "Also send reply to channel" box.

Pouring one out for the fraud team at Amazon that must be working around the clock right now.

Imagine how nervous the poor intern was that had to hit the enter key to launch that test message.

Imagine if that emergency broadcast test message had been sponsored. "WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR VEHICLE'S EXTENDED WARRANTY"

🧅😎

Using a gif, what was your first job I was not Ron Swanson in this gif.

Me: I had a whole day to go heads down write frontend code! Them: What did you get done? Me: I updated one out of 7 very out of date dependencies but my build is still broken.

Happy patch Tuesday to all who observe.

So CVE-2023-35628 is full RCE by sending an email to a user and they don't even need to load it in the preview pane. Fortunately the attack complexity seems to be very high.

Fresh iTerm2 install. What are y'alls favorite plugins/themes. We still doing solarized in 2024?

Haven't posted here in awhile but those who know me know I love craft cocktails. I made this galaxy cocktail for a science themed party. It's a margarita dyed black with edible glitter. I put it on a magnetic fluid mixer to get the spinning effect.