this ad…. Don’t piss me off

oh noooo we don’t just marry the third person we run into at the grocery store and end up divorced 15 years later anymore :(

these pictures out of Florida give me hope everything will be okay ❤️🇺🇸

“are you fucking stupid?” me:

two people whose entire personality revolves around being called hot online: let’s start a podcast 💡🤯

keep getting the same targeted ad on Instagram that says “lose 11 pounds by thanksgiving”

Gen Z is about to experience the same thing we had to go through in 2016. History loves to repeat itself lol

play truth or dare and dare him to take out the trash

going to the grocery store feels like an errand, going to Trader Joe’s feels like ✨shopping✨

you cannot convince me that us having to deal with Elon and Trump together is not some sick twisted punishment from the universe for all the horrible things humanity has done to this earth

when a muscle gay finally posts a full body pic and their door handle is all the way up to their rib cage I’m like ohhhhhhh makes sense

this is crazy

pretending like Tuesday isn’t already Election Day and the next few months aren’t about to be even more ugly in this country

sooooo are we going to Canada or what

yes lol

this is what it feels like living in America while being college-educated

the large domino’s pizza about to destroy my small intestine:

okay here’s my face + gay peace sign so your remember I exist bsky.app/profile/cursed…