I've journied to the home of golf To have a nice wee break Too late for Dazzler's party And too late for birthday cake My caravan's a belter It's the Dazzler's, that's for sure Cause the cleaner's just got finished As the stains were rather poor Gordon Duncan Clyde 1 Superscoreboard

If I had to pick a player To go straight into the squad It would have to be the Dazzler He would defo get the nod Amsterdam would be his playground And you'd see that cheeky grin He'd be prowling round the back post Just in time to knock it in Gordon Duncan

I've got the best solution To the issue up at Dens They need an expert groundsman Who will quickly make amends His name of course is Dazzler And it's surely worth a try Cause he's good at making wet things Go quite quickly back to dry Gordon Duncan Clyde 1 Superscoreboard

The Dazzler at the Euros Double bed for his wee mate The fear is real for Wilson Could this work trip seal his fate Dazzler always asks the questions When he checks in for his stay Can I get the WiFi password And does the cleaner come each day? Gordon Duncan Clyde 1 Superscoreboard

The Dazzler in his speedos For a sun bed, what a thought The question we're all asking Does he shave or does he not? He's grey on top we know that But we'd find it really weird Poking out from his wee speedos Is the full on Gandalf's beard. #naechance Gordon Duncan

With the Dazzler loose in Munich And a lager by his side Adoring fans around him He may find a brand new bride He's been chatting up the locals And has said to quite a few Would you like to see my golf swing Or my Theo Bair tattoo 👀 C'mon Scotland!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Gordon Duncan

I'm back to bring more rhyming joy Which makes me so excited I know for sure my good old friend The Dazzler is delighted Cause he'll be here to set me up And therefore I just cannae Resist the urge to take the mick Cause he's still a massive....favourite 😉 Gordon Duncan

Yer show is just all clickbait Sparking rumours left and right Trying to get some callers Just to fill yer show each night The Dazzler's clearly had enough Of people not being nice So he's coming off his socials And unfollowed Katie Price Gordon Duncan Clyde 1 Superscoreboard

The world has just stopped turning Is the end upon us now We just can't understand it And we're all just asking how A 10 on beat the pundit Has he cheated we assume Then he nearly pulled a hamstring As he danced around the room Gordon Duncan

A question for the Dazzler What would I like to know What things he finds relaxing When he's home after the show What is his favourite programme Old school stuff like Life on Mars Or does he like those shorter movies Where kid on taxis are the stars?? Gordon Duncan

#WorldMentalHealthDay Gordon Duncan Clyde 1 Superscoreboard

I can't erase the image It is seared into my brain The Dazzler's use of language Is outstanding once again And all that I can think of As he strides up Airbles Road On his way to watch his heroes Whilst in helicopter mode Gordon Duncan

He was always good with numbers As a young lad he would thrive But he seemed to have a problem When it came to number five He just missed it out completely Using less or sometimes more And his favourite ever pop band Was of course the Jackson 4! Gordon Duncan

The Dazzler off the bevvy Got a face that disnae move He's made some resolutions And he's in the new year groove But he's not removed all vices And I know this much is true Cause I saw him with some students In the queue for Bonnie Blue Gordon Duncan Clyde 1 Superscoreboard

The future is exciting That A1 is just unreal Intelligence is lacking From the Dazzler I do feel And he loves those 49ers But that's not his favourite choice If you simply add a 20 That's the number he enjoys Gordon Duncan

The train rolled out the station As Dazzler took his seat He tried to keep his head down Just looking at his feet He loves the trains our Dazzler He's really got the bug His favourite noise and pastime He just loves the chug chug chug Gordon Duncan

He's got the invitation And the wedding sounds like fun If the Dazzler needs a partner I could be his wee plus one I don't mind to share a taxi Have a nice wee drink or two But I cannot get involved with Those other things he likes to do Gordon Duncan

Mark wants the Daz to text him Just to keep his tactics right But Dazzler's mobile's busy At that time on Friday nights So just forget the Dazzler And fight on til the last whistle Cause Friday night means one thing That's the mighty Partick Thistle! Gordon Duncan

Starks Park has had a name change And the club could not be keener So high above the entrance Reads The Legend Daz Arena Just like the Dazzler's story This grounds past is rather murkey It could do with a wee spruce up Like his pending trip to Turkey Gordon Duncan

I've been away a while now Did I hear the final whistle I've kind of been in mourning Since Mark Wilson went to Thistle But the thought of Dazzler running Made me want to write again He's run some miles in his day Mostly chased by angry men Gordon Duncan