Kante amazes me every time I watch him. #CHERMA

I consider myself a calm person, but today I was ready to roundhouse an old bitch back to Jurassic park

I never want Juan Mata García to leave 🥺

Ready to go

I’ve seen my dog sniff it’s arse less times than Löw #FRAGER

What actually happens if football does come home. What then? Can we ever use “it’s coming home” again ?

We did it Peter Crouch @Chris_Stark Tom Fordyce #itsnotcominghome

If we just bottle the weather this morning and keep it forever, that would be lovely

Laughing whilst running listening to That Peter Crouch Podcast the Stoke player making the anti doping guy endure watching him shit after running away from him 😂

What a pass Victor Lindelöf 🧊

For what it’s worth El Mago Juan Mata García is still my favourite United player

ok then, here's a Bank Holiday Giveaway to celebrate the return of Ronaldo #Win this new #VivaRonaldo mug Just RT to enter utfr.co.uk

It still makes me double take every time I see Shaun Maloney as Belgium’s assistant manager. #BELFRA

And still we insist on thinking that only human behaviour is truly unique and special.

Twitter never fails

Played Fifa for a half. Second half Fifa played me

Day 24 of 24. We saved the best for last… Win a signed MUFC shirt by Gary Neville, Paul Scholes, Ryan Giggs & Nicky Butt! ❤️ All you have to do is follow Hotel Football, like & retweet! #HFChristmasCountdown 🎅🏻 Good luck!🤞🏻

No one has ever pulled an attractive face whilst working shoulders. Ever.

I miss Juan Mata García already.

The Scottish Fire and Rescue Service has now confirmed that Firefighter Barry Martin has passed away following serious injuries sustained at a fire in the Jenners Building in Edinburgh on Monday 23rd January. A statement from our General Secretary Matt Wrack.