I am but a humble young maiden in search for the perfect ice cream recipe.

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I have never heard any truer words, Miss Crocker. Stick it to the man!

I'm almost desperately upset I didn't think of that. But now when I call Dave, "Nacho Dick," it isn't in a childish vanity.

Good job, Nacho Dick. Even I remembered this year, and I always forget the gift.

(Okay, perhaps it's in a childish vanity, but whatever.)

It absolutely slipped my mind that Jane and John share their birthday. So. Happy birthday, you two lovable rascals.

Oh, is it now? Care to perhaps share what it may be with the likes of little old me?

(Of course not so I can pretend to be apart of that gift, not at all.)

{{ That feeling when you run the two of the three John's you're willing to interact with. }}

Well damn it all to hell, you've foiled me again, Nacho Dick.

I found Dave, everyone. x.com/yahooanswerstx…