Nikolai the walrus received a fish cake for his birthday from a zookeeper. This was his reaction.

Federal employees right now:

As a Phoenix kid this was ALWAYS the reputation of ASU. Hence why Mike Bibby, Channing Frye, Bayless and myself chose U of A. Ps… I went 6-0 vs them. #lifetimecontractforHurley

this woman ran halo into the ground and there’s no community note that can change that

we need an official term for this imagine dragons genre so we can more effectively target and destroy it

This is one of the software engineers working with Elon Musk on DOGE to reduce our country's excessive spending problem. Unfathomably based

Yes, we’ll gladly take him in.

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The greatest four seconds in the history of cable news. Joy Reid: “Take a deep breath for just a moment and ponder Big Balls.”

Just reposting this in case something happens to me after all the stuff that’s dropping tmrw 💀🏴‍☠️

You should probably follow Metaplanet Inc..

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Apple CEO Tim Cook was spotted looking confused when nobody noticed him at a New Orleans restaurant. Cook is estimated to be worth over 2.5 billon yet people walked past him as if he was a local rapper.

TSA is the worst I have it on good authority that at least one company has offered to give TSA technology that would dramatically reduce passenger wait time in airport security lines, while TSA money TSA, I’m told, flat-out turned it down Any idea why TSA declined this offer?

Takes a lot of guys to cover “Smells Like Teen Spirit” with Nirvana….but I think Post Malone actually kind of killed it

HOCKEY COUNTRY 🇺🇸

Insulting someone is not a crime, and criminalizing speech is going to put real strain on European-US relationships. This is Orwellian, and everyone in Europe and the US must reject this lunacy.

Hurricane was a true American hero. The most decorated K-9 in U.S. history, he bravely defended the White House and spent retirement helping other working dogs through @Hurricane_K9. His legacy of courage and loyalty will live on. Rest easy, Hurricane. 🇺🇸🐾

This wolf and bear pair were documented travelling, hunting and sharing food together for 10 days.