This Sydney Sweeney bathwater soap is leaving my skin dry and itchy, so I picked up the Sabrina Carpenter post-workout sweat-based body scrub. It leaves my skin feeling fresh but doesn't smell as good as my Zendaya 2-in-1 shampoo and gel soap made with shower drippings.

they’re literally making a mockery of all of you frank got in at 25k mc, lexa tweets an essay 2 mins after launch, and gigi caught it on stream you can’t make this up LMAOOOOOOO

James Wynn Assuming you wynn and make $1B from this long... You're asking people to send you USDC to back margin.... and if you're liquidated they get nothing... and if you wynn, you got an interest-free loan where the donatoooor gets $0 profit Sounds like a good gig for you

One way to take your Spaces game to another level is to buy and use a slide whistle. This helps break the tension when you remove speakers or say off-color things. HEYOOO *slide whistle sounds*

What number do you think Bitcoin needs to hit to become a "blow-off top" and bleed profits into alts? $115k? $125k? Where do people get euphoric?

I start my day with silence. No alarms. Just the hum of unlimited bandwidth, the faint electric whine of a dozen screens in standby. While the rest of the world is still sleeping, I am already online. I scroll my mentions with detached precision. Like a surgeon reviewing fresh

Is Trump launching a wallet or is Magic Eden lying on my timeline? Let's dig into it ⬇️ x.com/i/spaces/1ynJO…

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Mario Nawfal’s Roundtable me showing VCs the Pumpfun powerpoint: "Here's some highlights from our live stream feature..." *click* man in bondage gear in dog cage *click* man on fire *click* man kills self "Anyway, it's a neat feature, users love it..."

No better time than the present. 🦜

"We are gonna get to quantum singularity before we get GTA6." Pulse Digital 🟣

You must choose to be happy.

Wanna hear some AI discussion? I'm live co-hosting a Mario Nawfal’s Roundtable Show with KellyKellam ⬇️ x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

If Elon Musk is really mad at Trump, he should make a Tesla Taco Truck and take a tour from Texas to Washington DC. Do a Taco Tuesday event live here on X.

I warned y'all yesterday to get it out of the way. Elon Musk is just a day late.

How it feels to log on X today: