Sup mfers how we feeling about floors and moons today?

Update: I fucking hate spam 😠 sorry for the real people that responded, going to try and sift through to find you 😩

24 hours left to claim your free cryptomfer for mfer holders. DM your address!

So 20k ETH volume on MoonBirds. That’s $1.5M in fees to OpenSea. That volume on LooksRare would’ve saved the sellers $300k. Buyers & sellers would’ve also earned about $700K in $LOOKS. Liquidity/inventory is king, and it’s about time for us to roll out the red carpet. Soon.

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Update: submissions for the free cryptomfer giveaway ends midnight EST tonight! If you are an OG mfer holder, DM your address to claim your cryptomfer match. They’ll be sent out next week!

Cryptomfer giveaway is closed! Everyone who filled out the form (except the 19,000 spammers) and DM’d will get your cryptomfer dropped this week!

giving love to other mfer derivatives: @fancymfers @Lazy_mfers and cryptomfers — i've taken 10 of your nfts and converted them into game mfers — i hope this will bring you some extra followers/love 💙

There is another project out there calling themselves cryptomfers. Should we rebrand? Originally was going to call it mferpunks

Hi, we're still here + things are happening! 1. Made our 2nd donation to mfers last weekend of .1 eth! Hope it helps support all mfers 👊 2. Will be sending all mfers who entered giveaway their cryptomfer in the coming days then will resume public mint. LFG mfers!

#mfers 🤘🤘🤘

Just found out OpenSea took down our collection 😭😤 I’m reaching out and working to get it back but if anyone knows someone over there or can support by tweeting them, it’s appreciated! I’m sure it’s just an automated thing they can fix 🙏 @sartoshi_nft MasterChan.eth

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Hey is anyone a scientist? I have a question. When your hands are wet they’re slippery and it’s harder to hold onto things right? So why when you’re trying to turn the page of a book does it work to wet your hand so you can hold onto the page better?

Never Let Me Down by Depeche Mode is the most authentic love song to drugs. Prove me wrong.