“so you’re saying you’re not zelda?” “hyaaah”

ROBINHOOD TO DEVELOP ROBOT THAT WILL PICK YOU UP TURN YOU UPSIDE DOWN AND SHAKE THE MONEY OUT OF YOUR POCKETS

Trwa operacja związana z wielokrotnym naruszeniem polskiej przestrzeni powietrznej. Przeciwko obiektom wojsko użyło uzbrojenia. Jestem w stałym kontakcie z Prezydentem i Ministrem Obrony. Odebrałem bezpośredni meldunek od dowódcy operacyjnego.

New normal

Cmon Powell, do your thing today...

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

if Disney/ABC had real balls it would tell Nexstar and Sinclair to get bent and terminate their affiliate agreements

No way they drew that 😂😂

Mmmmmk is it too late to grow victory gardens?

not too far off lol 'The Running Man'

Found my new ringtone

I'm genuinely excited for a video game release, first time in a long time. LfG Battlefield 🔥🔥🔥

💯

played a game for a whole month straight basically 😂

Every night I go to bed thinking "how much worse can it really get" and every morning I am greeted with the stark reality that it can always get much much worse

We are all so fucking lucky. We are the luckiest mfers in history. You can fly anywhere on Earth in less than 24 hours. Your great-grandfather died within 50 miles of his birthplace. You can talk to anyone alive from your pocket, for free. You can start a business from your