the thing about playing d&d as an adult is you realise how rarely you get to just spend time with your friends being creative and immersed in a story with 0 judgement. it's so fun to build a world with people you love and trust. and then you just get to live in it. how wonderful.

“That motherfucker is FAST.” “Yes he is, Martha.”

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - if you wear wigs - if you have worn wigs - if you WILL wear wigs - WHEN you will wear wigs

I like that the first kids in the White House look like they might band together to start a D&D podcast at any moment. That’s MY America.

wizards having beef with sorcerers is so funny, your beef should be with warlock who literally paid to win

i love second hand bookstores that are laid out in a way that's actively hostile

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Don’t need to be called out like this…

the winner of the hadestown gasp today was the person who yelled “no” from the mezzanine and then started audibly sobbing.

Bards when they’re the last party member still standing in combat:

anyways dropout is like $6/month, no ads, password sharing is *encouraged*, the company pays its talent well and engages in profit sharing. almost all its fans are anticapitalist and yet we love this company so much, every post abt them reads like an ad.

unusually and blonde exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

unironically i think we need to do more stuff like this

Don't forget that Ilyasah Shabazz, daughter of Malcolm X, will speak in the Michigan Union Ballroom at 2pm (also via Zoom). myumi.ch/G4QPR

i will never get over the fact that people now associate em dashes and semicolons with ai like god forbid a girl likes to read sorry i’m literate