Of all the tunnels in the world that smell like urine this one’s my favorite

huffed her pits and i fell to my knees that shit hits harder than any aerosol

I neeeed to be a toxic slime girl

This is what I look like

My landlord refused to call a plumber because he “could fix it” and then melted a hole through our pipes with acid… I just wanna be able to shit dog 😭

Don’t end up in rooms,,

The camo pants have been such a game changer! ~Every tgirl ever

Plumber fixed our tub! :D Fucked our sink?! D:

Always the drunk texter never the drunk texted

When I visit WI and see a Kwik Trip it’s like a sleeper agent wakes up in me

Goes to WI to see my old band play a show. Is asked to fill in on bass last minute. Guess I’m playing a show??

I haven’t played these songs in 7 months and we had no drummer :D That was fun lmao

Michigan is a bunny and a puppy.

Had to take one angel fang out because the placement was fucked on one side.. so now I’m a bunny with a snaggle tooth

Every few days we find a new word I pronounce wrong. Today’s was “Plague”

I’m this girl