Field botanists be like "do you have Inaturalist"

Dont believe everything you read. Turns out the female sea monkey does not wear a bikini.

when young thug said “i pull up and arson all over your garden” he was talking about fire restoration ecology in adjacent agricultural landscapes

The harder you work the less affectionate you become

They always talk about the invisible hand, but they never bring up moral sentiments.

Remembering not having a moustache and listening to 50 Cent.

Breaking news! Audubon Society changes its name to Robert E. Lee Birding Collective

The Invisible Hand is dead!

People don’t give Roku enough credit

More than half y’all club producers using the same loops and samples that have been used for ages. That’s not re-constructed club music. Its pre-constructed club music.

there’s time for everything

From Angels to Anthropocene: A Critical Analysis of Environmental Themes in Neon Genesis Evangelion and their Connection to Real-World Environmental Concerns

DEI for weapons manufacuring

You can never go broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.

They used to have a book called “I’m OK - You’re OK”. I need to write a book called “I’m OK - You’re an Asshole”

I just want to do woodrat shit with my woodrat friends.

Mapping for unicorns: finding the appropriate advisor for graduate programs in a traditionally homogenous environment

no one knows i'm being so fucking brave

Once i finish coding my CV its over for u hoes.

Every year or so I contemplate reactivating my twitter engagement with the idea to start from scratch, only to find really outlandish tweets from my past self that are just too good to scrub.