yeah no sorry i can’t go out tonight. i have to stay up until two billion o’clock to see The characters . yes it’s urgent

five guys when six guys walk in. seven

Listening to the beach boys while living in california is so great like this music was meant for me

best part of using a public restroom is probably emptying the entire roll of toilet paper and throwing the whole box of toilet seat covers on the floor and ripping them up and peeing on them

코그리스 디한테 라텍스 장갑으로 엄한 옷 입혀버림

you guys ever think there’s an evil version of you that controls you sometimes and makes you do things you hate and things you want to stop doing

Fuck you

I'm so jealous of people who know how to shut up. i shut up & subtitles come out of my face.

when someone you dislike doesnt stop posting about the thing you hyperfixate on

(upon seeing my wife) Bow Chicka Wow Wow! Boner Alert

i’m seriously so scared all the time i think i will die from being scared

cute underwear on a fat butt is like a pretty gift box with a cupcake inside