//Hello! I spent a few hours writing a sequel to my parody Christmas special of a few years ago. It's all in good fun, I hope something here makes some of you laugh. Merry Christmas to everyone!

“It's moving. Not stopping. You get it now or never.”

Sips tea serenely.

You know I would never force you to do something that makes you uncomfortable. UNLESS it involves Toy Day. That is my ONLY exception.

I never got my anvil, you prick.

Pulling a silver fork out of his ribcage. “It wasn't funny in the movies. It isn't funny in practice.”

“... You good, dear?”

Cracks neck.

...pinches 【 𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙣 】's cheeks.

It feels like there is a festival every week around here.

There is one per season including the yearly Fire Festival! 「 Not to be confused with a different festival of the same name… 」

“The.... Fire.... I... I, see.” (._. )

“...” Well, strange urge, but he's going to bake an apple pie now.

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