Want to congratulate oomf for winning at life atm but every time I’ve interacted with him I just get an unwanted dick pic in the DMs so well done from afar babe

My friend recommended me a new client management app for gym programming. It’s called FITR. Grindr’s impact 😂

Tall boy confirmed

My brother-in-law along with many others has just witnessed about 14 police officers from South Yorkshire Police turn up to a building site, armed because an XL Bully that wasn’t being aggressive had escaped. He told them the guns weren’t needed and the dog wasn’t going for any people, police

wedding season over for me. now road trip to Brighton for a long weekend 🚙 😆

kinda really love brighton

worlds strongest finger 👀

Kinda obsessed with my new gym hat

idk bro i think you should at least TRY get me pregnant

I have been so social these last two months and I cant stop getting anxious about how disorganised my camera roll now is

Boys. What new gym shoes should I get. I’ve got the itch but can’t decide between these three.

my soul is happy

A woman was giving my younger colleague so much grief because she made her coffee a different way to usual. Colleague was trying to explain but she wouldn’t have it. I asked her “do you want my apron? You can do my shift if you want” Wanted to use that line forever 😭😂