talking about sex all the time really turns me tf off

This is so heartbreaking. 40+ lives lost.

the sluttiest thing a man can do is walk across a misty field in an unbuttoned white shirt at dawn

I never realized how expensive I was until I started paying for my own stuff 😂

Salía más cuando mi mamá no me dejaba.

We married in my head so idc

date idea: we get married

🥺

13 free websites that are so useful they feel illegal to know:

When you’re walking past the aisles at Walmart and finally see your mom

being kissed all over your face is the cutest shit ever idc

Have left my “all tattoos need meaning” era and am entering “this was a $100 flash piece that looked cool” era

No bc why did this cow bite me because I took my AirPods case out her mouth 😭

The scariest thing about Halloween is that rent due at midnight

It’s cold :(

Giving a woman the world has nothing to do with money

I don’t wanna hear shit, I want ACTIONS.