RIP George Foreman — may heaven have grills so good even the angels stop using wings

The Espresso Party

Columbia literally said sure we’ll design K-12 online education so that when the DOE closes every public school in the nation kids can still receive a quality education at home

a true historian this guy is, because we all know this genocide didn’t start on 10/7—but 4 hours beforehand??

Should of never called me a fat Kelly price

If you are in line to be next president of Columbia University STAY IN LINE!!! You will get your turn soon!

Love it when a non-Jewish student at my university sues over anti-Semitic harassment but the Jewish students rebuke the weaponization of anti-Semitism in their name and still hold it down for Palestine 🇵🇸 foxnews.com/us/nyc-univers…

Pope Francis’ popemobile, “the very vehicle from which he waved and was close to millions of faithful all around the world, is being transformed into a mobile health unit for the children of Gaza,” per his wishes. vaticannews.va/en/pope/news/2…

Five years ago today on May 30, 2020, French DJ David Guetta ended racism forever with the most poorly conceived tribute in history at a Major League Soccer event in New York City. Shoutout to his family.

I hate rats.

Thanks, all. You can now read my full account at The New Yorker. newyorker.com/news/the-lede/…

There’s schools in New Mexico open 4 days a week bc they can’t afford Friday. Schools in Baltimore close when it’s too hot bc they cant afford AC. In whole counties in South Dakota people die a decade before everyone else. But there’s always money for bombs. Alway money for bombs

We urge all Jews to evacuate NYC.

Many congratulations to the Mamdani-Nair Family!

Here's a real photo from Ireland's parliament

We shall overkill

At the locksmith in Nashville asking the guy where the Palestinian keys are

Please unfollow this dog bigot