One hour to go till I can shout change your mindset, call all the people I don’t like dingos and bullshit my way through it all. I’ve muzzled ant he is just to sit there looking like a lost puppy with wet look gel in #STFC

Going as planned. Tonight’s basically the book launch for Ian. Don’t bother if you want to ask me questions I’ll be sipping water saying FA #STFC

Fucking hell Not a bad evening Ant got a bit fiery as we took away his screwfix visit but it’s back on for tomorrow now Might even let him get something as well #STFC

On Compare the Meerkat this morning Went to find compare the market to apply for loans for the redevelopment but this is much more fun I’ll just ask the vice match day guest to sort some cash out and pay it back but letting him build it #STFC

Seeing Everton are charging £90 for a bit of a plastic seat. I’m going to charge a grand for our ones, that will get an extra few million in. Your seat your story my pocket #STFC

Had to give Mad Gav Gunning a new deal so he doesn’t expose my affairs. He’s also been to my house. Be time for him to look over the tax books again soon #STFC

Yeah fucking right You haven’t seen the budget I’ve given him

Yeah we mean business this year No ban from the John Smiths stadium in Huddersfield #STFC

Great night with the red squirrel guy Still haven’t paid him for the work but bought him a beer Another box sold and the toilets getting fixed for free 👍 #STFC

Bad day to be a pint of Carling and a Matilda. Ant is on form today, excited for a beer and to see the ladies in their summer clothes. #STFC

Club staff party tonight @ the best cocktail bar in the old town When I say club staff I mean the first team players, coaches,me, sottsy and ant. Adam will supply the good stuff The rest well they can just go home, I ain’t paying for them too #STFC

I know fans are annoyed with my statement. It was edited beyond my control I originally had put except that cunt in a cone and the orange hat twats in it But Gav Gunning edit it out saying it wasn’t good for business So glad he’s here to help #STFC

The retained list is done, been done for serval days We won’t release it till the last possible moment though so enjoy the month of asking We don’t give a crap #STFC

Fucking trust members. Gotta find a way to get them to sway and vote yes. Adam and Zav have been dispatched to deal with it #STFC

Takeaway for me is a curry. Funded by season ticket money

Thanks for giving me your cash. We managed to have 10 million in admin fees this season. Please buy more next year

Love seeing town fans looking at league 1 and league 2 released players and saying ooo I’d have them at Swindon. Dingo we will only pay national league wages look at those ones or the southern league More realistic, change your mindset #STFC

Holloway wanted to release Sonny Hart and wants Adam to be far away from his squad as possible. I asked Adam but he just ate a SIM card in front of me and head butted a wall. So I think we’ll keep both of them #STFC