Ndayamba ntchito ku waterboard apapa ndili pa shop yogulitsa tameki, mukapume amalawi

i need to ball, but i need one crazy assist from God.

Never ever woulda thought I'd have this many monthly listeners tbh 😅

May I never be so ungrateful and entitled that I call someone's efforts the bare minimum.

Eish 😂😭 itiphe ndi business yomweyi

True🥹

The price is now 3.2 million tengani magaye tipeze ya nsima😅... please repost🙏🏿

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Then they is us! Kungogula onse and appreciate the tech in each phone

Anyone selling zimatanthwezi?? Kaya zimakumaliketi?? Its urgent chonde😭

Still available... help me retweet🙏🏿

Ngati mukufuna phindu yambani business.

Koma muwukaso inu???

M’mene ndinkasaka wa banja, ndinkapeza zifwamba zokhazokha. Anthu oti olo soya pieces wamu packet, amadya ngati jiggies. Nditasiya kusaka wa banja, anapezeka yekha. Siyani kusaka. Mungafwambidwe.

Mu lane mwanga mulibe speed trap, olo competition. ma pothole okha basi.

Her: Inunso mumapezeka kuno, ndiye Zalowa chimidzitu……

"Ndiyayikulu chonchi?"

"Zoona ungandipase madzi okuti wachita kutola? ndevu ngati maheji"

Just when you think vegetables don't have phones, onion rings.