Tottenham have signed Richarlison on a permanent deal, here we go! First part of paperworks now signed with Everton, after full agreement on personal terms. 🚨⚪️🇧🇷 #THFC Fee will be £50m guaranteed plus add-ons. Richarlison, on his way for medical tests in Brasil. Done deal.

Xavi Simons blowing out of his arse 18 minutes in

We’re becoming like Arsenal just playing for throw ins and set pieces, got nothing else

Great finish El Pombo Brazil’s number 9

We should bring Xavi Simons on and play him number 10, I’ve seen enough of his YouTube highlights to know he’s a baller.

Jamie Slabber would be better up top than Richy

Stay on your feet Richarlison you prick

If this is Simons ‘making things tick’, I’d hate to see him have a bad game 🤣

Alan Smith just said he thought ‘Johnson did okay’ - fuck me.

Take Simons off, he is fucking shit

Someone maybe tell these lot we’re 2-0 down cause they’re not even attacking

Great header Richarlison testing the keeper

That was amazing from Tel

Tel Johnson Odobert Simons Richarlison Kolo Heskey Solanke All absolute shite. Barely mid table PL stuff. Kudus the only one who is half decent but looks lost around idiots. Sad.

What the fuck is ‘duel 10s’? Deluded

I’ve watched this three times and I could genuinely do 80% of the things he’s done there, some of it is just him taking 3 or 4 steps with the ball 🤣 worst comp ever

Any half time Xavi comps? Wankers

We’re paying £1200 a season for this utter shit btw, this is worse to watch than Conte and Mourinho at least those teams were deadly up top. £1200 to watch Kolo Muani, Bentancur & Dumbso, fuck off

Maybe spurs twitter will blame the fans again?

None of our wingers could do what Jacob fucking Murphy just did