MEMORIAL DAY TWEAK-END

Woof, Monday scaries are hitting. Send cuddles. Pic unrelated

Man with a wife and 2 kids just complimented my outfit

It’s 7pm and you’re at a matcha rave in Dubai

Eating meatballs from a crockpot at the bear bar. And I’m allowed to get seconds because they like me

Pride comes before the balls

Who is gay? Who is gay in our factory?

We all need to bring this energy for June and I’m actually not joking

Unicorn is the uniform you put on

I’m the boy version of Addison Rae if you think about it

Fame is a gun and I point it blind

A second Nintendo Switch has hit the towers 😭😭🤣 I accidentally ran over a dog in 2011 and didn’t know what to do so I just kept driving and never told anyone

The concept of fame not ONLY being a gun, but one that I’m—and I’ll be quite forthright here—pointing blindly ….

Elon and Trump are fighting to DISTRACT you from liking this cute selfie I took. DO NOT LET THEM WIN.

Aged like fine wine YUPPPPP open.spotify.com/track/0yKuz6SU…

So when are we gonna talk about how this song promotes ruling-class ideals and is incredibly damaging to proletariat momentum

“With the dollsss 😈💅🏽💕 World Pride ain’t ready for us”

Lowkey how it feels trying to have a regular conversation with a gay guy at a bar during pride

They call it Waymo bc it’s waymo flammable than you’d think