Our garbage pickup is so inconsistent One week it comes at 10:30, the next week they’re here at 6:30. I’m just trying to sleep in til 7am, make up your mind! 😅

I need some dinner ideas, what y’all eating tonight?

Idk where to even watch these preseason games lol

Thoughts on this stat line from Devin Leary tonight?

Some of y’all need to learn to stay off the crack pipe. Good night everyone

Who are you and why are you on X?

How many times a week do you eat out?

I’ve been on that RuneScape grind the last few weeks. Guess you could say this offseason has been quite slow and boring 😅

Are coffee and toilet paper companies in cahoots with each other?

People can’t understand why we dislike Shedeur Sanders.. it’s right in front of you 😅

It’s Friday night and I accidentally over poured my second glass of bourbon 🤷🏻‍♂️

Wife and I watched The Pickup with Eddie Murphy and Pete Davidson tonight. Very good low budget film to fill a Friday evening, nothing spectacular. 6.5/10

Goodnight fellow homies and homettes. I love you

First open house on our current home just started, fingers crossed we get some viewings 🤞

Who we got our money on for today’s preseason games?

What do you even say to that? 😅

Are all the preseason games on NFL Network?

Steelers football on my TV with no Aaron Rodgers play 🙏🏻

Did yinz know that Mike Tomlin has never had a losing season? I had no idea considering they mention it every 5 mins during Steelers games

A 70yd FG and it doesn’t count 😅