NAMING MY BLACK SON ENWARD Lyrics: Fatmire

edgar cullen

making a poop pie

For who 🤭

you know what would really piss off a liberal? spreading your cheeks as faaaaar as they can go

Didn’t jack off this morning so requested a colleague if she can suck me off during lunch. Her exact reply, “sorry honey my husband may not appreciate it.” Women, it really is that simple. ☝🏻😌

just swallowed a load of horsepuckey

falling in love with my chat gpt integrated toilet

got a diaper rash from smoking too much weed

just got my dick wet 😎😏 (swimming in my pool)

playing with my poop. don’t text :/

my poop looks like a labubu

pimple patch on my earlobe yeah my life sucks

i’m going to “you-know-what” you

trans women call them “bewbs” because EW 😂😂🤢

love this song….. Owls - Firefly City

i just retweeted a bunch of things on instagram

doing a liquid shit into a diva cup

the memes on instagram lowkey funny asf 😂

my thoughts on the matter