It's weird we based an actual battle on the movie "Gettysburg." I like the movie as much ch as the next guy, but that was a little extreme

A lot of people are insufficiently afraid of hell

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I've heard similar points made about p*rn. It used to be that to get a hold of it you had to actually go to a seedy place where you wouldn't want to be seen in order to physically procure it. It also took time to get there which, critically, gave you time to reconsider

Someone needs to bully Peter Mancall until he finishes American origins

When I have a captive audience and I make them listen to me read from the Book of Common Prayer

Apparently I give off lawyer vibes to some people for some reason, and am unsure what to do with this information

Yeah, you could say I'm dtf Down To Fear the Lord

Ladies and gentlemen, It is with great pleasure that I inform you we are back

"Das ist in Ordnung"

You guys should post your actual unpopular opinions with this

COULD WE BUT CLIMB WHERE MOSES STOOD AND VIEW THE LANDSCAPE O'ER NOT JORDAN'S STREAM, NOR DEATH'S COLD FLOOD SHOULD FRIGHT US FROM THE SHORE!

As a Christian man, I make sure I only enable the male voice on my GPS, because Biblically speaking, I shouldn't be taking directions from a woman