Massie: AIPAC is very persuasive. If you look at my colleagues' feeds now, they all look the same, they're all tweeting the same message.

Emperor Hirohito: “We’re not at war with the United States. We’re at war with the United States Pacific Fleet.”

*Chubby warmonger shilling for weight loss companies selling overpriced bullshit says tough-guy stuff.

Yup.

Obvious damage control to shore up a massive voting bloc in 2028. However, I will be shocked if the antiwar right votes for anyone in this administration at all. Obsequiousness has a price tag.

Stop pretending you and the dems are antiwar all of a sudden, stupid. You’re all about gobbling the war machine wampum.

Montgomery Whitewater bleeds money while failing to deliver on promises of economic boom #alpolitics By @CraigMonger1819 1819news.com/news/item/mont…

What exactly is the hawks explaining for the restraint that Iran showed in their response, that doesn’t destroy the foundational claim for their entire justification for this conflict in the first place?

Wait, you mean Trump – peace be upon him – didn’t fix the Middle East by bombing it?!? Get right outta town!

Yeah. After 75 years of ceasefires, deals, reneging, bombings, peace deals, more reneging..: NOW, after two days, it’s REALLY over because Trump is magic. We fixed the Middle East, y’all! It’s all over.

New rule for men: if you have to move a mountain of flesh in order to check on the old boy, you are forbidden from advocating any armed conflict. The phenomenon of men who are physically incapable of combat pushing those who are into hellfire needs to be mocked

Lawyers for lieutenant governor hopeful Dr. Nicole J. Wadsworth request story calling candidate's academic credentials into question 'be removed' from 1819 News #alpolitics 1819news.com/news/item/lawy…

I think dermatologists – you know, real doctors – probably have solutions for thin skin.

Couldn’t agree more, Scott.

Can someone tell NewsMax that a local Waffle House waitress would be a more relevant source than Perry Hooper. newsmax.com/john-gizzi/ala…

Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ Maybe 350M people should not share a national polity.

And if you switch out the word columnist, and replace it with retard, this would be somewhat accurate.