Neil Doncaster after reading 200 pages in under an hour

Khabib v Tony is beyond cursed 😂😂

Cody no love 👏 👏

Took about three seconds for people to be annoyed that Morelos wants to stay on the park and score goals. Same people who've been telling us he's not bothered this preseason, unsurprisingly.

Wake up heed bursting dying oot ma arse to see we’re punting morelos absolutely not back to sleep stick it up yer arse

What’s our excuse for bottling games when the big bad fans aren’t there to boo yous? Embarrassing

They were in there for us.

‘I’ve never heard of Yerda Selzavon’ ‘ I’d like to know what kind of pedigree he has.’ Lhads, I think he’d be scent-sational!

Michael chandler 👏 👏 👏

The tears from the tofu crew tonight, while expected, are incredibly funny. We don’t care what you think. This is our city too, and occasionally we’re going to play with it. No amount of letters to The National will change it. Grow up, fuck up and stop thinking you’re special.

We are in a genuinely dangerous place when a Government Minister will use the Police to spread a lie he knows to be false simply to generate some headlines about a football team he hates.

The strength to stand there and protect their teammate from the cameras whilst everything was going on. Absolute class. The Denmark players are a credit to their country.

Tragic.sad.Pish.

Thistle fans cheering rangers losing in manchester 08 Scotland fans cheering England losing on penalties

See the correlation?

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Mate of mine lost his passport in albufeira last night on the strip it was in a black Nike bag of anyones found it