If you show up to a job interview and the boss immediately sends you to Austria, that’s a red flag. 🚩 #TheApprentice

They always manage to find the cheapest looking polo shirts for the tours challenge. It’s actually impressive #TheApprentice

Looking for a place near Dennistoun that can do a spectrum analysis on some suspected polystyrene. Any recommendations?

Even Debenhams aren’t interested. And they were liquidated years ago #TheApprentice

Bami stuns in new screenshot #TheApprentice

Finally got to see Better Man 🐵 today. It deserves a lot more praise and attention than it seems to be getting. I loved the cinematography, the choreography, the flawless SFX. A shame more people aren’t seeing it!

Tonight is my favourite task on #TheApprentice. Like most business owners, I’m often given a list of random items to fetch for a client without the aid of context or a search engine. Being good at that makes you good at business.

All you gotta do is just meet me at the.. apt-get, apt-get apt-get, apt-get apt-get, apt-get

Watching two presidents argue on couches in the Oval Office feels like a very uncomfortable episode of The Graham Norton Show.

I’m in a brewery in Glasgow for a comedy recording. Not where you’d usually expect to find a Radio 4 comedy audience.

When I heard it was pancake day, I flipped.

On this day in 2010, Lady Gaga and Beyoncé released the Telephone video.

Don’t take bank app advice from TSB. Their app never works. #TheApprentice

They really should’ve updated this task. A live-stream shopping challenge (think TikTok Live) would’ve been far more relevant to businesses in 2025. #TheApprentice

Kinda wishing I’d done that mission now

This week you’ll be… *spins wheel* …designing a bedroom …for a youth hostel …in the Lake District #interiordesignmasters

The one where they can’t blink is good, but I also like the one where they go to the library.

Imagine 2.5 million people turned up at Ayr beach.

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It was Mayhem in London this week.