Job alert! New posting (US residents only) for a research statistician at NOAA Alaska Fisheries Science Center's marine mammal lab in Seattle. This is a backfill for @drdevijo's old position in the Alaska Ecosystems Program. #stats + #fieldwork = 😃 usajobs.gov/job/711814000

Yo Matthew Kauffman send me your recipe!

Lab bonding and litter cleaning this morning. We got a shit-ton of trash out of that creek, but we could not possible get it all.

Texts from my daughter:

Terrible picture of the bird of the day!

Y’all, Scotland is stunning.

Another beautiful day in Scotland! Look at the scenery from our hike in Isle of Skye this afternoon:

Congrats @KailiGregory!

If any of my followers are North Carolinians, please consider contacting your state representatives and senators and asking them to vote against these anti-trans bills in the legislature.

Hello! I am currently recruiting for a PhD student to join me at UF IFAS Wildlife in Fall 2023 or Spring 2024, to study the ecology and human dimensions of urban greenspaces using big data. Please RT or share with your networks! Open to both domestic and international applicants.

If this gets 1M likes our boss will let us name her baby “Armadillo.” Twitter do your thing 🙏

I think the reason I’ve never seen a blackpoll warbler is because they sing in the exact frequency of my grunge- rock-cover-band-drummer induced tinnitus.

Tinnitus be damned I saw my lifer Blackpolls today!

#binoblast

It has been a privilege to be @KailiGregory's MS advisor UF IFAS Wildlife for the past 2.5 years. She is heading to UGA's Warnell School this fall and will do great things for ecology and our environment. Good lucky Kaili, I feel lucky to have played a small role in your career. Thanks!

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