#NewProfilePic - End of the summer mood

#AMPLiveFeed we got a pretzel and had to take out another loan for it

#molotteryseats 303 | row 33 | 1-4 | Lily Woolsey first game, but forever a fan

I think enough is enough - let’s bring back the bagel

So you’re telling me all other dolls have fully functioning ears

pick a team Donald. “'So because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I will spit you out of My mouth.”

Dearest Ford Motor Company - I have been surfing the online.com in the hopes of finding a new to me f150. Do you happen to have some sort of sponsorship program where there can be some sort of free discount?? Just let me know.

If you ever have been sprayed by the utensil bucket at the caf, you probably are immune to the corona virus #coronavirus

I cut my fingernails today #Productivity

I think my girlfriend is broken - need some help please...

Kids from Branson be like “I know a spot” and take you to the Landing lower bridge and park facing the water and accidentally your car dies and you have to shamefully call someone to jump start you

year 2020 = the time in my life where i sit in my bed at 11:00 pm eating a package of hot dogs bc I missed dinner

#Debates2020

Where’s Kanye? #PresidentialDebate2020

#TheDebateInSixWords I cleaned a toilet during it

#forpresident

WE NEED The West Wing MORE THAN EVER !!!

man o man - debating whether I want to spend the new stimulus on a McDouble or a cup of ice

Is it bothering anyone else that the #Olympics2022 rings during the half pipe competition are *literally* tapped together? AND YOU CAN SEE THE TAPE!!