One last time this weekend for anyone who missed it.

‘Aren’t parties brilliant? You can have them when nobody else can and then pretend they never happened. BRILLIANT.’

2 years in and I’ve made my work webcam finally stop flickering when I have my office lights on. Today is a good day. #winning

"When you need to know"? HOW DO THEY NOT ALREADY FUCKING KNOW

Could someone tell me why every restaurant and coffee shop London Gatwick LGW south closes by 8pm with the exception of Wetherspoons which has a queue around the building. Vile.

Well these can fuck right off.

Tomorrow when straight men start moaning about Eurovision saying “why bother, we never win” remind them the last time England won the World Cup was 1966

I remember my mum telling me, how people treat the cleaners in their workplace, tells you everything you need to know about who they are

No Context Brits

Incredible. No words, it just can’t be explained but it will go on and on and on. #ABBAVoyage

Thank you for everything, Harry ❤️

It’s one of those « débarrasse-moi de ces chiens » days.

Let’s pretend every city/town in Britain is a guest at a party. What is each one doing at the party?

Welcome to Bollard World. A place where dreams come true. #WorldBollardAssociation

Yes, yes, I know I said that was it but there'll be lots of people who haven't seen this and they really should!! Kenneth Williams on accents.

Welcome back to Malmö! 🇸🇪 Malmö will host #Eurovision for the third time on 7, 9, and 11 May 2024 🥳 All the details here ➡️ eurovision.tv/story/malmo-wi…

West Berlin vs East Berlin

🍷🇪🇺 I spent a lot of time during my late teens working in bars, and I remember lots of people ordering wine. I remember them ordering small glasses, large glasses, whole bottles, sometimes several bottles at a time. I even remember the odd person enquiring about buying a magnum

Carol Vorderman calls for Laura Kuenssberg to be sacked. RT if she should be. Who should replace her?

#GMB Bullshit Brexshltter Andrew Pierce utterly humiliated by travel expert Simon Calder. Beautiful to watch. x.com/ImIncorrigible…