Hey Frito-Lay, why is there a chunk of unidentified Pretzel in my Simply Cheetos?! #why #weird

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Hey Papa Johns Support, we recently ordered a pizza to include ranch sauce and they replaced the red sauce entirely with ranch sauce. Despite that misunderstanding, we ordered banana peppers and our pizza had none! We ate it because we paid for it, but we weren’t too happy about it.

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