Stop making people feel uncomfortable at shows. It’s that’s easy. Just. Fucking. Stop.

Good job Ohio, but I got way more than 1 issue with the fuckin government.

My trust issues started when I found out blue dum Dums were also cotton candy flavored.

Now that lava sauce is gone, so are my hopes and dreams.

We are all one mention from a popular rich guy away from being massively famous overnight.

I hope whoever took lava sauce away goes to prison.

It’s @lifeinidle day!

My dream home is an abandoned church in a field that I inevitably paint black.

Y’all realize how fucking terrifying it would be if bees came out at night?

Might quit my rap career so I can focus on my job

I just wrote the meanest song I’ve ever written and that’s low key saying something.

Only 3 more sleeps till starfield.

Real bussy sweat hours

Jelly Roll makes music for white guys who wear Cookie Monster hats, beat their pregnant girlfriends and bum cigarettes at gas stations.

It is the era of the singer songwriter.

Hot boy fall

Damn Ohio, I haven’t seen character development this good since Damon Salvatore.

We worked hard this year. I love all of my friends. Ohio on top.

All Batman does is beat the shit out of poor people.

It’s so cold outside, I’m about to cuck Robert Pattinson in a tent.