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corby

@corypeterlane

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calendar_today22-09-2012 02:41:37

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As a Diet Coke drinker, this Pepsi Max provides a bitter melancholic pleasure. Like when the brutalist had sex with the prostitute at the beginning of the brutalist.

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Bidens at that age where a dozen different illnesses are competing to kill him first. Dementia pulled out of the race and prostate cancer is the front runner but there's a solid grass roots campaign behind the common cold.

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I ate too many peanut butter filled pretzels. They looked like little pillows but they were crunchy. I ate all of them. I feel kind of sick now. This feels worse than a broken heart. And I did it to myself. I did it to myself.